Her proper name is “The Mistress”. We’ve been dating since 1989 when I was a Junior in High School. I believe I am her third relationship. She is a very pretty British Racing Green that looks much younger than her 43 years. Recently, she’s been given a new windscreen, hood, and LED headlights. If you don’t treat her well, she won’t treat you well. She likes being shown regular attention (even if my wife joins in)!